And then he turned the gun on himself
a mock headline. said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. one who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.
supervisor: what are you people doing? i need those reports. i need them in 20 minutes
guy one: jim said he was going to do them.
supervisor: well, where’s jim?
lisa: i think he went out some where maybe with sue.
supervisor: sue where’s jim?
sue: think he’s with lisa.
supervisor: and then he turned the gun on himself.
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