andres aguilar has a famous and beatiful -ss.he does not need to masterbait because he already has a line of girls waiting for him to bang. all girls want him because of his beautiful looks and big -ss d-ck.everyone wishes that they were andres aguilar including me. andres aguilar is also a very athletic dude.
i wish i could be andres aguilar
death by f-ll-t–. new orleans (ap) – a 23 year old new orleans man was found dead in his home after receiving what witnesses described as “some killer dome.” the coroner has ruled the cause of death a domicide. the act of murdering your entire family and then taking your own life. the postal worker, […]
- kentucky wheelchair
getting f-cked so hard you get put in a wheelchair for the next month d-mn sydney im gonna give you a kentucky wheelchair tonight
- pickle rick
the true form of the sheer genius of rick sanchez. morty… flip over the pickle, morty… i turned myself into a pickle, morty! i’m pickle rick!
love of my life. the most beautiful girl in the world. fine asian girl who has curves to save the world. is surely wife material no doubt. is most likely a dancer, and probably short also ridiculously smart. she has a million dollar smile and knows how to make any situation a great one. if […]
a large figured man who’s appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as coal man). “their […]