Angel Sex
1 the s-x you have immediately before deciding to s-xually corrupt your significant other.
2 the moment during intercourse that you discover a hidden kink of your partner.
bill: so how was last night?
ted: ugh, missionary in the dark
bill: b-mmer
ted: thats the last angel s-x i’m gonna have.
suzie: i accidentally slapped his -ss during s-x last night.. he was totally into it. guess hes not the little angel i thought he was
sharron: lol, wonder what other kinks are gonna appear.
suzie: i love angel s-x. always interesting
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