angelina jolie-pitt


an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their s-xuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.

otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.

she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.

this woman is a goddess.
“i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day…maybe i’m a little gay after all.”

“i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam…gotta catch em all!”

“i’d love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter.”

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