Angry Irishman


the angry irishman is a retaliation for the women who wrap their legs around you during -j-c-l-t–n, after the two of you agreed upon the pullout method of contraception. this also works after a broken or needle punctured condom. the male, having by no choice of his own, -j-c-l-t-d into the woman, proceeds to clock her in the face with a potato sack. he then grabs the nearest hard alcohol bottle (preferrably irish whiskey), jams it in her tw-t and empties it to kill the sperm.
the other night jenna tried wrapping me to get her pregnant so i foiled her plan with the old angry irishman!
a maneuver where after blowing his load in a chick’s mouth, the man smashes his 40 over her head
dude i totally gave arlene an angry irishman

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