Angry Schneiderman
while you girlfriend (or wife) has fallen asleep after promising you a bl-w j-b yet again, you sit next to her and jerk off while she sleeps. after you nut in your hand you fling it in her face and yell “wake up b-tch!”.
dude, my woman fell asleep on the couch again so i gave her an angry schneiderman!
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