Animal Crack


addict’s term for the video game “animal crossing” or its sequel, “animal crossing: wild world”.

derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game’s voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a b-tterfly net…
mel: gotta play animal crack. haven’t seen the exotic bed yet.

robb: or, you could go to work.

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