Animal Liberation Fron


bunch of animal rights facists who do their best to alienate any possible support by being generally horrible to people. who can’t spell.
animal liberation fron member: f-cking students, stop killing the puppies, they have such lovely big eyes
student: i’ve got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, f-ck off
alf member: (reaching for the nurofen): f-ck you, i will burn down your house and murder your family in avengance
student: you don’t even know…
afl member: i know everything about you because you want to learn so you want to kill cute animals. i know this because i saw it on a leaflet with a cute puppy…etc

i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with alf. now, whilst i really can’t say i’m for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don’t give a sh-t now.
a pacifist group, somewhat like elf funded by peta whose members believe that all creatures have rights and therefore should not be experimented on, used, or eaten. this applies to any being with the capacity to feel pain. often seen as a terrorist group, they often commit illegal actions for the overall good of helpless animals.
person a:hey! did u hear that the animal liberation front broke into a lab, rescued 10 beagle pups, and broke a bunch of expensive equipent last night?

person b: ja! even though it was illegal, it was the right thing to do.

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