Annoying Facebook Girl
the girl that does the duck face in every picture. the girl that always posts the emo lyrics from whatever song she happens to be listening to in a status update. the girl that gets a new boyfriend, tells everybody how great he is, and breaks up with him 2 weeks later. the girl that posts way too many pictures of her feet. the girl that posts hot bikini pics all over her wall and then complains about all the people perving on her. the girl with the black and white and/or sepia photos of her face.
you know the girl.
annoying facebook girl: lady gaga is the teh bestttttttt <3 she isso deeeeeeppp<3
the girl on facebook who:
-post hundreds of photos of just herself.
-under each of the hundreds of photos comments "i look so ugly in this one."
-brings the endless amounts of drama she creates in her life onto facebook with her.
-has a new boyfriend every week.
-marries her best friend on facebook.
-has a facebook status explaining how she is "so upset right now"
also a meme.
-says all guys are the same.
-is a complete attention wh-r-.
-uses hashtags on facebook.
-is part of the 'most beautiful teen compet-tion'
-post bikini pictures cropping out her face
-does duckfaces
"gosh, whitney is such an idiot on facebook"
"i know, what an annoying facebook girl."
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