Another Joke Bites The Dust
for use in the event of a failed joke.
someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan “another joke bites the dust…”. hilarious.
person 1: yeah, and that’s what your mother said last night!!
-tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter-
person 2: another joke bites the dust.
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