Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statement
a future n-bel-prize winning, best selling book. with over 10 authors, including matsuda, richard, lucy, seymour, alli, and trk, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: “which came first, the chicken or the egg?””why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?”, and “what is the plural of b-tter?” this crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. the debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. this book will be published by 2011. and it will become a best-seller by 2013. people will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. this will be talked about on oprah. they will make a movie out of it. answers to unanswerable questions through countless arguments and stupid statements by stupid people is the product of evolution/creation debates in lab biology, other stupid arguments in geometry, and exreme boredom.
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