Anti Banana Society


the anti-banana society (abs) is a subdivision of the united nations, designed to ‘purify’ the world of all bananas. it combines all the world’s resources, outstanding technological superiority, and military force to rid the world of what has become a very serious threat to the survival and freedom of humanity.
“dude, i just saw a banana,”

“call the anti banana society”

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