anti-munchies


when you’ve taken so much c-ke that you know you won’t eat for days.
i did so many lines last night i’ve got the anti-munchies, i’ll never cope with dinner.
the opposite of the munchies; when you have no appet-te because you haven’t got high today. sucks a lot more when you smoke a lot and suddenly quit smoking or slow down.

unfortunately there are some people you can’t use this as an excuse in front of.
jon: yo adam, wanna hit these funyuns?
adam: nah, man, i got the anti-munchies, where the weed at?

mom: would you like a nice steak dinner adam?
adam: uh, nah… i already ate at jon’s house

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