antiq-cooter


similar to what most men refer to as a cougar. a woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his s-xual prime of the ages below 25. often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
two antiq-cooters wanted to take carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer…those ladies looked wild!

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