one who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, antiques roadshow. the spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the american and/or british versions.
after a four-hour marathon, jim finally had to face facts; he was an antiques road-ho.
- rule 413
rule 413 is: everything is homestuck. all of the things. all of them. alpha: i saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they- beta: no don’t talk to me about colours!!! alpha: what’s wrong? beta: rule 413..!!!! alpha: oh, sorry, i didn’t mean to trigger you! […]
- vanessa da mata
a deliciously hot brazilian r&b/bossa nova singer and model. top singles are “boa sorte” with ben harper, and “no me deixe so”. tall, tanned with heaps of curls. sizzling. guy 1: “who´s that s-xy chick with the frizzy afro?” guy 2: “whooodang..looks like a vanessa da mata.” guy 1: “playtime!”
- two girls one dinosaur
the act of two girls having s-x with a dinosaur cindy- i want your dinosaur c-ck amber- yeah gerorge f-ck me george the dinosaur- rawr amber- oh yeah it turns me on when you rawr. lets do two girls one dinosaur cindy-mmmmm,great idea
- two left feet
rule 79 states that if someone has said it on live wire, anonymous chris has said it first. there is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total f-ggot. member #1: “i’m going to spell ‘fail’ with 2 l’s. i’ll be the […]
- *ss hotel
an individual known for excessive promiscuity in order to gain favors, such as lodging for a night or a meal. also, a previously occupied -ss. person 1: yo, bro, i totally hooked up with katie last night? person 2: gross, bro, katie is such an -ss hotel, every dude here’s been up in that.