Apple fell on my head
when one accidentally discovers a command or trick on an apple device. a moment of ienlightenment.
guy1: “hey, i just learned how to delete facebook posts on my iphone!”
guy2: “no way…who taught you that?”
guy1: “the apple fell on my head as i was brushing away some pocket lint!”
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