Applesauce Pancake
(noun)
1: a patty of stool that is created when you sh-t your pants while in a seated position.
2:the bi-product of a single m-ss event of explosive diarrhea that occurs while clothed. the diarrhea of which, resembles the viscosity and texture of thick pancake batter and/or heavy applesauce.
sarah’s -sshole couldn’t handle the pressure and splashed an applesauce pancake onto the inside of her pants
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