Arabian Horse Blinders
“arabian horse blinders” is a s-xual position where the woman sits or kneels astride her partner’s face and lowers her v-g-n- onto the other’s face, wrapping his eyes, nose and mouth in her p-ssy lips. also referred to as meat curtains it is the female equivalent of tea bagging and is based on the horse-blinders used around the eyes of arabian horses to keep them from bolting.
“audrey joked that her arabian horse blinders were so meaty they made her boyfriend cross-eyed.”
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