Arctic Love Tube
fill a condom with love juice or skeet, put that bad mother f-cker in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a d-ld- to make all your nasty fantasys real as a motherf-cker.
artic love tubes are the best way to get a b-tch nice and wet before you f-ck her brains out.
it is a smart idea to run the arctic love tube under warm water because the freezer burn is gonna feel like razor blades in your b-tches p-ssy.
warning: the arctic love tube is for only the baddest b-tches and the nastiest freaks. not for b-tches who cant take a good f-ckin.
the arctic love tube was invented by bear gryls in 2005 when he was left in yellowknife canada with only a condom
jamarcus: wanna make a arctic love tube tonight?
tonya: f-ck yeah! this sh-ts gonna wreck my tight p-ssy!!
jamarcus: will you marry me?
ashlee: last night was tight. i was at this party and this girl was all up on me so i took her back to the crib and got my artic love tube out of the freezer and mader that b-tch my hoe. then i gave that b-tch the hottest cleveland steamer
jamal: you one bad-ss motherf-cker
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