Are you fucking me?
1) slang term for ‘are you kidding me?’
often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim’s heart.
2) can be used to determine any potential s-xual relations with the other person in the conversation.
1) girl 1 – “oh my god, he was soooo ugly!”
girl 2 – “are you f-cking me?! he looked like george clooney and brad pitt’s love child!”
girl 1 – “am i what? uhh.. huh?”
2) boy – “clueless was sh-t, man. i don’t know why you girls like it so much.”
girl – “are you f-cking me?!”
boy – “i wish!”
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