Are You In The Army?


a very common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.
“are you in the army?”
“no. and you should know that there are more branches than just the army. there’s the marines, navy, air force & coast guard.”
“well excuse me! jesus christ i didn’t know that! g-d you’re such an -ss-hole!”

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