armenian ninja


(verb) when an armenian friend or roommate takes something of yours, and when you ask for it back, they claim that it has been p-ssed down to them from their ancestors, and that you genocided their people. there is no proven method to get this object back after it has been armenian ninja’d.
you: hey vinny, can i get those headphones back?
vinny: arrah no way man, my people have been using these headphones since the 8th century! you would know if your people weren’t barbaric mongols that slaughtered innocent women and children back in 1915.
you: i just got armenian ninja’d. :'(

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