Armpit of California
bakersfield, ca (b-town) at the southern end of the san joaquin valley where oil refineries pollute the air, and there are more cows than people. the dry dessert air constantly filled with dust and pesticides from the m-ssive amount of agriculture.
while los angeles’s air is polluted so badly there is acid rain on occasion at least there is a cool ocean breeze unlike in the armpit of california just north of the grape vine.
fresno
fresno is the armpit of california.
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