Army of Hurt


when you configure all the players in a videogame to use the same controller scheme, thus controlling all the characters at once with a single controller.

the practice is easily accomplished on arcade game emulators.
“are you playing this game online?” “no, i’m controlling all four characters at once–i’m bringing the army of hurt.”

the shredder didn’t stand a chance in single player when he figured out how to bring the army of hurt by controlling all four ninja turtles with the same game pad.

magneto didn’t stand a chance when the army of hurt unleashed their super moves.

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