Arnold Palmer Half and Half
the most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by arizona teas. it was named after a famous golfer (arnold palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. this stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because i never stop drinking it. it’s sooo good. so good i wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer’s craft cl-ss.
kristen: d-mn. this is the best kush i ever had. you want a hit?
sarah: nahhh i’m good. i got my arnold palmer half and half right here and that’s all i need.
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