as useless as tits on a bull


t-ts are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.
a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as t-ts on a bull.
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extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. used when extremely frustrated.
“darn it, the screws are stripped. these are as useless as t-ts on a bull!”

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