asahi gakuen


a j-panese sat-rday school. it starts at 9am on sat-rdays and ends at 3:30pm with lunch and break inbetween. mostly made up of j-panese fobs, happas, or wannabe american j-panese kids.

most of them are forced to go by their asian parents, therefore cannot go anywhere on sat-rdays.
person 1 “d-mnnn so glad its a friday mann, u wanna go catcha movie tomorrow?”
person 2 ” cantt i got f-cking j-panese asahi gakuen sat skool tomorrow”
person 1 “woahh you have j-panese school on sat-rdays??!? thats freaking torture man.”
person 2 “yeee ikr it sucks haha we get to learn like 90 characters a week”
person 1 ” sh-t that sucks d-ck eyy do u hav any homework though??”
person 2 ” lmf– yeah we do”
person 1 “sucks man…sucks to be you…”

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