ASAPenis


a central jersey or tri-sate area slag for a man’s immediate need for some fine p-ssy. used verbally, through text, or often through a facebook message. a flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some p-ssy.
“hey girl, i know you don’t know me…but i was going through your pics, i saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. we gotta hang the f-ck out asap-n-s”.

my man left…get over here asap-n-s”.

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