Asexual ass fuck
when someone who is as-xual (meaning they feel no s-xual feelings) makes a s-xual joke, they are being as-xual -ss f-ck. it’s supposed to be as-xual as f-ck, but the extra s stands for s-x
as-xual person: haha look at that ball sack!
person: but wait aren’t you as-xual
as-xual person: yeah i’m as-xual -ss f-ck
when someone who is as-xual (meaning they feel no s-xual feelings) makes a s-xual joke, they are being as-xual -ss f-ck. it’s supposed to be as-xual as f-ck, but the extra s stands for s-x
as-xual person: haha look at that ball sack!
person: but wait aren’t you as-xual
as-xual person: yeah i’m as-xual -ss f-ck
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