Ashgabat Surprise
giving a very dry skinned west asian girl the silk road, then rubbing the -j-c-l-t- in like lotion. it is preferred that the girl is of the bahá’í faith.
“d-mn, that b-tch had skin like a lizard! gave that b-tch an ashgabat surprise!!!”
“i got an ashgabat surprise last night from that guy!”
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