Ashley Madison Syndrome
a syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of ashley madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). while doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the “greek s-x” section of urban dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber -rg-sm. symptoms include: ordering m-ssive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).
after receiving a dui on thanksgiving weekend, janice and sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be ashley madison syndrome.
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