Asia the doggy
the cutest most lazy and adorable dog in the world! tied with joey the doggy of course. asia has many names, including: china, zimbobway, and j-pan! asia also has random moments of spaz attacks where she runs around the house with her tail between her legs. she is somewhat racist, viscously attacking any dark colored man in sight (sorry brad…).
omg!!!!!! i just got attacked by asia the doggy! ….. its not my fault im black 🙁
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