Asian Booty Disease
asian booty disease, also known as abd is a complication that effects 99.7% of the asian population. it is usually noted at the age of 15 by young asian girls who try to shake their -ss like black girls in music videos seen on bet and mtv.
there are only two known treatments for abd. the obvious, -ss implants are relatively expensive and rarely ever supported by strict asian parents. the second, more realistic treatment is placing two water-filled balloons in front of each -ss cheek. the only problem with this method, is that when your boyfriend wants you to remove your pants to get it on, they realize the trick that you have played on them for the past 3 months.
victoria: why is my -ss so flat?
bob: let me see. d-mn girl, you got yourself a case of asian booty disease.
also known as “abd” it is a joke used by asians who doesn’t have a booty to dance with.
also a reference from poreotics, a dance crew from america’s best dance crew.
asian chick: “why can’t i shake my -ss like the black girl on mtv?”
friend: “blame your asian booty disease”
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