asian breakfast biscuit
after a long night of drinking, you wake up with gas and flatulate directly in your partner’s mouth who has a tendency to sleep with their mouth open. after flatulating in your partner’s mouth the person smacks their mouth as if eating something, thus the asian breakfast biscuit is born.
i fed gave my girl breakfast in bed this morning. i cooked her up an asian breakfast biscuit.
have you ever had breakfast in bed? i was fed an asian breakfast biscuit once. it was yummy.
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