Asian Fakies


“asian fakies” are a very rare type of model and/or adult film star that is both asian and has breast implants. asian women normally do not get such enhancements, so asian fakies are not very common. but this makes them more unique. examples of asian fakies include francine dee, minka, lena li and sakura sena.
it’s weird; i’m not always into br–sts implants, but i have not yet seen any asian fakies that i did not like. it’s just so rare that it’s s-xy on a whole different level!

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