asian guido
a single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your sl-tty ex-girlfriend’s bed. he has biceps bigger than his head and doesn’t lift legs because it makes his p-n-s look smaller than it already is. his relationship with g-d is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.
“omg hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? he asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi.”
“omg karen, asian guidos are totally your type.”
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