asian hair
hair used to describe very straight, thick, and dark hair usually found on an asian girl’s head. they are often envied by girls from other races because they have no need to straighten it what so ever.
white girl- oh my god im so jealous of eunice’s hair
black girl- i know, right? grrr
asian girl- its because i have asian hair.
jealous much?
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