Asian People
the smartest race in the world, they fall into many categories for example, you have smart nerdy asian, dumb-ss cool asian, and normal asians. they all have 5 ninja death stars strapped to their belt buckles, and they all have samurai swords strapped to their back. they can whip out the sword in 0.3738921 seconds and cut your stupid f-cking head off.
not to be f-cked with.
many people underestimate the size of the asian c-ck, the truth is, asian’s keep their c-cks folded atleast 100 times. the actual size of an asian’s p-n-s is unknown depending on how many times the asian folds it. the only known information that we have gathered is the average size of a half folded asian c-ck is about 72 inches.
example 1:
person 1: i hate asian people
asian: wtf you talkin about b-tch! hiyah!
-whips sword out in 0.3738921 seconds-
person 1: i’m sorry man
-person 1’s head gets cut off-
asian: now i’m guna go fold my p-n-s :d
example 2:
asian: i’m bored i’m guna go fold my p-n-s :d
example 3:
(scenario: in changeroom, after basketball practise)
white guy(only made the team as a water boy): hey asian, why is your d-ck wrinkly?
asian: oh i have to go unfold it now
white guy(only made the team as a water boy): wtf do you mean? you fold your c-ck?
asian: i have to fold it because if i didn’t then everyone on the court would be tripping.
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