asian wrecking ball
1. n. an asian person driving a car
2. n. s-xually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful b-lls
“holy sh-t that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god d-mned asian wrecking ball.”
female friend 1: “so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??”
female friend 2: “yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball.”
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