Ass cancer
cancer of the -ss, usually caused by sitting on your -ss for long periods of time. many runescape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. people known with -ss cancer: telmomarques, no excuses, fredmcgarry, and rens.
-ss cancer stages:
stage 1 – wanting to not get up from your chair for days
stage 2 – twitching of the gluteus maximus
stage 3 – black hole appears inside of the -n-s and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.
did you hear about telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of -ss cancer.
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a person who keeps following you around
i seem to have developed a strange growth on my -ss… my summer student is an -ss cancer.
a particularly high-frequency and malodorous case of bad gas. most often occurs among males, in the company of multiple other males, and usually after a night of heavy beer drinking. also known as b-tt aids.
group of guys, nursing hangovers in front of tv, playing video games. suddenly, a stomach-turning smell wafts over the room.)
“ahhhh! who did that? it’s awful!”
“sorry, dude. i’ve got a bad case of -ss cancer today.”
cancer of the -ss
terence im blessing you with -ss cancer, iv just farted by the way
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