Ass furred


the art of pulling one’s pants down and putting one’s bare -ss on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.
brody: “how was your night?”

judith: “dude, i -ss furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn’t stop barking.”

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    a rusty trombone without the trombone (see rusty trombone) stop talking, you -ssm-ffing robot!!

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