Ass Jockey


1. a h-m-s-xual

2. (rare) a prolific -ss raper, or a person known for having great amounts of -n-l s-x

origins: -ss, slang for recktum. jockey, one who rides horses for sport.
don’t touch my b-m you -ss jockey.
one who partic-p-tes often in the ritual of -n-l s-x.
yeah, last night bobby kurka was my -ss jockey…
a gay person who rides -sses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag
jon u f-cking -ssjockey u c-nt -ss -n-l loving wh-r-
1.to be a flaming h-m-
2.to take or give m-ss amounts of c-ck to another man
chadwick: oh bro that guy’s a f-cking major -ss jockey.
billybob: oh yeah he’s a f-cking -ss jockey dude.
h-m-s-xual who likes to do it from behind
get the f-ck away from me you -ss jockey
a mother f-cker who cheats on a beautiful girl with a fat -ss. yet amazingly gets away with it because a) beautiful girl is too forgiving and b)has a pretty sweet whip.
see also:
darnell
that guy cheated on that girl, what an -ss jockey, yo.
as defined by the name, someone who f-cks in the -n-s r-ct-m, strictly h-m-s-xual. aka jesse b.
i heard that b-tch -ss punk jesse b. is also an -ss jockey. what a f-ckstick.

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