ass like a $20 mule


a rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. used to describe a woman with a nice round -ss made for “working”.
wow that girl has an -ss like a $20 mule!

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