ass trumpet


a fart that sounds like #a on a music sheet. they will make you cr-p your pants if somebody toots one out.
the kid in front of me played his -ss trumpet during the test which caused me to sh-t all over the person behind me.
a fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there -ss
baxter made such an -ss trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his -n-s; that m-th- f-cka stank
an -sshat or -sshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an -sshat or -sshelmet.
eagle is the worlds biggest -sstrumpet.
when you blow into someones -sshole like playing a trumpet.
i tryed the -ss trumpet on cindy last night, she loved it!
the word used when one ownz another
man, thunk pulled some donkey -ss trumpet on j00!

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