Assassination of Abe Lincoln
for all you history and nature buffs out their. also needed an uncanny ability to make that p-ssy squirt. when you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the abe lincoln on one b-tch. when done, and your c-ck looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other c-nt. make it happen, alright, then when a squirt’s coming on, light your p-b-s, which are now pasted to the other b-tches face, and let the magical v-g-n- flow put the flames out. if you feel the need to washup, use some v-g-n- juice for yourself and take a polish shower. when you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the -ssasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. a take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.
i went to my friend tom’s the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the -ss-ssination of abe lincoln with super soakers. he aced that one b-tch right in the face.
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