Assassin’s Creed Obsession
a person with an -ss-ssin’s creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. this person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: “nothing is true, everything is permitted”. having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. when your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. the female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with altair, ezio, connor or desmond. the male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as bad-ss as the characters mentioned earlier. when a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. sometimes they’ll even re-evaluate their entire existence. these games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of desmond miles and his awesome ancestors. if you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a bad-ssery life.
friend: hey dude, what’s up? why are you crying?
me: -ss-ssin’s creed revelations ended and my life is over. i have such an -ss-ssin’s creed obsession.
mother: darling? are you okay? is it a boy?
me: yes, ezio loves sophia and cristina and practically everyone else, but not me! my life is over.
boyfriend: hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
me: no sorry, i’m jamming -ss-ssins creed. besides, desmond is f-cking s-xy so i can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
friend: holy sh-t bro did you get -ss-ssin’s creed 3 yet, it’s amazeballz!!
friend 2: you sh-t, my life is over because i didn’t pre-order it. tell me what happend!! no wait, don’t. no tell me. no don’t. no spoilers. ahhh my life is conflicted with the love for the creed.
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