Asscrack of dawn


the -sscrack of dawn is the time of day just before the crack of dawn when it is just about still dark; it is the time at which one might get out of bed if attending an urgent appointment at the crack of dawn.
john woke up at the -sscrack of dawn with the intent to get to the shops just as they opened for the post-christmas sales in order to avoid getting trampled buy eager bargain-hunters.
redonkulously early in the morning. often it is still dark out. commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. also can be referred to “oh dark hundred”
person 1: “dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?”
person 2: “the freaking -ss crack of dawn.”
really early in the morning.
i had a flight to catch, so i had to wake up at the -ss-crack of dawn.

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