Assfucked without lube or a kiss
in a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else’s actions, usually intentional.
synonyms: see royally screwed, f-cked, up sh-t creek, shafted, b-gg-red
1st person: so he didn’t tell you the exam was today?
2nd person: yeah; i’ve been -ssf-cked without lube or a kiss.
1st person: w-nker.
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