asshole of service


a tactless, cl-ssless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

they are famous for retorting with “snowflake” name-calling when confronted.
emcee at a debate: ” and for our first candidate, we have–”

heckler yelling in the crowd: “here comes the baby killing traitor now, we should burn ’em–”

girl 1 in crowd to girl 2: “who? i couldn’t hear what…”

heckler to girl 1: ” what’s your problem snowflake, can’t handle what i’m saying? need a safe sp-ce to cry in? ”

girl 1 to heckler: “calm the f*ck down dude, i’m here to watch the debate just like you and can’t hear a d-mn thing!”

girl 2 to girl 1: “don’t mind this clownstick, he’s just trying to be the -sshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey -ss.”

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