assholykisselitis (ass/holy/kiss/e/lite/is)


when your dog, in order to scratch his -ss, drags it across the carpet with his front paws up as if he is riding a motorcycle.
“hey man — check out my dog – he’s got a bad case of -ssholykisselitis (-ss/holy/kiss/e/lite/is). he looks like he’s riding a motorcycle across the carpet.”

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    the equivalent to -ssburgers. this case being that instead of hamburgers lodged in your r-ct-m it is hotdogs, much easier to remove oh no! i have -ss hotdogs! lets get the tongs….

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    -ss. yo nizzle, you totally kizzled his -ssizzle.

  • ass peanuts

    bite-sized t-rds. great as party snacks for the unsuspecting. i left a bunch of -ss peanuts on the floor that i got from my grandma.

  • assrambler

    one who rambles the -sses. see also: f-g machine anderson cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an -ssrambler 1 more definition add your own someone that talks about gettin -ss but never hits it man he aint nuttin but an -ss rambler

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